well ONSEMI in hudson hit the iceberg lol, now it’s slowly sinking it will close people , But some will stay to the end because u are afraid of changed , plus where else can u go do errands , stay on your cell phone , sit the cafe for a hour , with out punching out lol. yes next job u have u will have to work for a living . anyways God Bless finish those puzzles
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CORRECT!
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…
……………………………
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…but somehow, OP, you managed to lose anyway.
@13qp big time intel Brent is very good at lying to corporate about the sites true numbers and also very good at running the site on pennies like an African tent hospital.. is it good for long term success? Absolutely not. But it allows Brent to have a soft retirement landing so here we are.
Why can't corporate kick Brent out and put Sean in charge.
@13n0 O when the times right you all will see and be able to put a face to my comments. Don't worry buddy.
@13q4 of course it's a reflection on Brent he probably loved seeing her in a crop top and tight pants. On top of being a an a-s whole, he's a creep. I'm sure Annie will land well where ever she goes. She's smart. It's best she leaves Onsemi anyways.better opportunities other places.
@13pv it is true.. and it's a reflection of Brent.
Brent enabled Annie to show up and work a 5 hour day dressed like she was ready for a sleepover at her boyfriends house. Zero professionalism. Why would anyone respect her?
It's crazy how you can wear spaghetti tops to work in an obvious attempt to get attention then cry when you get the attention. Classic victim mentality.
@13n0 you know the Brent defenders wore 3 masks in Covid and thr guys sit when they p-e.. I love to see my fellow ONHD folks realize Brent is lower than trash!
Annie showed up at 10AM everyday in questionable attire. It's funny how much women complain then only wear a napkin to work.
@13mx speak up where it matters. If you were in the lunch with Brent, did you raise these concerns there? Of course not. You hide behind your keyboard in an anonymous post in a forum that has nothing to do with the company. Super brave, dude.
@13mw So the fu-k what? What are you going to do about it? I’m going to keep speaking.
I think it’s freaking diabolical how quick some of you are to defend Brent. I’ve watched him talk down to employees, lose his temper, and give people answers that don’t add up. He wanted a full forensic investigation over the “sherm duel” prank. At a town hall, an employee asked a legitimate question, and Brent embarrassed him in front of everyone.
He also asked an employee a very personal question that he shouldn't have asked I mean a question that HR should get involved in.
Brent, those lunches don’t feel like an effort to get to know us. They feel like a way to find out who agrees with you and who will stroke your ego. I’m not going to pretend you’re a great leader because other people are willing to defend you and deep stroke your ego.
I’ll keep speaking up in this chat about what I’ve seen and about the problems with management at this site. Nobody is going to shut me up.
@13mr you’re not obsessed or anything. You’ve just made it your whole personality.
@13k8 are you on of Brent's a-s kissers? The only incel here is Brent.
@13kq I'm going to be making it rain all day on this site baby. You can't get rid of me. Brent thinks these lunches are going to work. Im going to continue to sit back and watch the sh-t show I'm loving this!!!
Is Brent your KING??!!!!
@13jz Your coworkers have nothing to do with your plight yet you attack them because you are a miserable, loathsome individual. I pity you. I hope you get the help you need and in the meantime please resign your position at ONHD and go be a human rain cloud somewhere else.
@13jz just to clear the record, Brent’s assistant quit because one of you incel clowns made a truly disgusting comment about her in this feed. Congratulations. Your mother must be so proud.
@13jz bro, we work for a multibillion dollar, global company with a board of directors and shareholders. If you truly think that anyone at the Hudson site has the authority to shutter the site, you clearly know absolutely nothing about business.
@13jz so obsessed. It’s kinda cute.
We had our lunch with Brent. More lies that all he had for us more lies and out of pocket comments. Brent listen, no one likes you not even your " second daughter " even she's jumping ship your other a-s kisser Danielle is leaving also. Man just close the doors on this place already I want my severance!
@134m not once here has a layoff been based on stock price.
@123n Stock is going down , keeps doing that more cuts
IS this your KING?! Is Brent your KinG!!!
@11x5 DUDE, stop kissing a-s. Stay off off of here if you don't like to see the comments. Stay clocking in and collect your check. If you are bored go to the our Kings office and see how milk you can drink. Brent's your King!!
@11s3 dude, it’s not that serious. We just want to do a good job, get paid and go home. If you’re not on board with that then we agree that you should leave. No hard feelings. It’s just that simple.
@11hc they will likely not close and sell instead... cant afford to lose ONHD as a total loss for PR . Some of the people left may be safe but who knows.
People are leaving because Brent is a checked out a$$hole. He is a complete liar and only cares about his piggy bank. The engineers are tired of his fail first attitude. This whole first time right thing is an absolute joke for Brent. He is a corner cutting buffoon.
@11h4 will eventually close soon I hope? I don’t know who you are but you are funny.
@11f9 u know onsemi in Hudson will eventually close Soon I hope
@11eg doesn’t matter. Don’t care.
@11d6 so why do u think they are leaving
@11ct no one cares. Bye, Felicia.
2 engineers just gave their notice. I hear 3 other ppl will also give their notice. Soon Brent will have to roll up in sleeves and push those wafers. That's what great leaders do you know.
@yst if you weren't aware, Brent worked at Intel. He has no idea how to run a production facility, but he has a lot of interesting stories to tell.. and did he ever mention his time at Intel? I'm always so impressed at the big meetings when he rambles on about his past life
@y5g Hudson should not shut down this year per Brent 2 town halls ago.
@xcs good I hope OSHA cracks down on them. Also does anyone no of we are opening back up after the shutdown this year?
@x3p just call OSHA. Get an investigation started. There are no set regulations but it will force Glenn and Brent to address the issues.
@x57 Where are the bagels and donuts lol. It’s hot 🥵 in Hudson , who do I have to blow to work from home
@x3p that's called budget cuts my friend. They have to save money on electricity
@vve every single room in Hudson is a sweatshop and we end up swimming on the floor all day. Never seen a modern facility struggle with environmental control so bad.. what is management doing? Its like 75F on the floor and humid as fu-k and no one cares while we sweat all day every singl room except the offices where they sit of course
@vqn https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/lam-research-monolithic-power-systems-095702600.html
@vqn I agree , just like last January when they had the layoff , but this time they will close , we shouldn’t be shocked their is nothing going out the door
My people in Hudson, what did you guys think about the town hall meeting with our amazing leader Mr. Brent?
I personally feel that there will be another December shutdown. I also don't think Toyota will be giving us a contract.
@tsd Brent is a low IQ guy who lets his managers make terrible business decisions because his IQ is so low. He has no business running a plant. At Intel he sat in the clouds and didn't have to think or make actual day to day decisions. He is a total buffoon and we are all doomed unless he decides to retire.
Hudson will be a low IQ facility subject to closure while the Low IQ don't runs the show aka sits in his office and lets the plant turn into a zoo with his buddy Glenn