If you are seeking to avoid being laid off, we are running a contest. Anyone who volunteers to be peed on can avoid layoff and keep American job.
Please dial 800-HR-WELLS and press option 4 to sign up to be peed on by Shankar. This is offered and limited to the first 1,000 who apply.
This is true. I was in the pilot program. They had Shankar drinking gallons of water and he was so happy. They kept cheering him on, "Shankar!" "Shankar!" and he kept chugging. Strong output from that one.
Option 4 scolded me to remember what I learned in Kindergarten. 1 for p-e, 2 for po-p. HR just needs to get it together
@gbg+1kN7RKSn - you are liar. Liar liar your pants will not be on fire because they are wet already.
Lies! I pressed Option 4 and was only offered the chance to have WF open up credit card accounts without my knowledge or consent.