I’m hoping this is just a bad dream due to an undercooked potato. We will all wake up and it’ll be Christmas morning.
Unfortunately, I’m sure I’ll find a lump of coal in my stocking stamped WF.
Come tomorrow, if you see a Band-Aid on my finger, it’s because I had to pr--k my finger in order to log into my work computer. This company is taking authentication to the next level.
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I like my workhouse location. Saving me money by not having to lease a separate flat. Have a tiny cot in my cubicle. Plenty of food in the break room. Never have to pay for groceries. Just send out for DoorDash and bill our AU. Ability to wash up daily in the lavatory. 24/7 badge security gives me peace of mind. Don’t need a vehicle, I just use rideshare and bill our AU.
I know we’re only required to be here three days a week and eight hours each day. But why? I can just live here all the time. The company is my guardian angel always looking out for me. They know when I swipe my badge to come back into the office. They know when I’m logging in and logging off of my computer. I never fill alone. They are always watching out for me. I feel so blessed. Don’t the rest of you?
Bob here. I’ve worked for Ebenezer for decades. Really no complaints. Even got my son Tim through college. Tim became a doctor.
Unfortunately, old Ebenezer is no longer here. We’re back to square one where we started. I really miss uncle Scrooge. He was a real challenge for years until that one night. He had a sudden change of heart. Not sure why, but after that one night he become a great friend.
New boss, running the company now. Makes the old Scrooge look like an angel. Glad I’m getting ready to leave the company. My son Tim said he’s praying that things are gonna get better in this company. I’m not so sure.
Happy holidays, everyone.