Who's open to having a meetup where we all wear animal masks to conceal our identities? This would maintain our anonymity while letting us feel free to share rumors.
We could rent out convention centers across the country and make it a tour. Yes, the expense will be great, but it will be worth it.
Convention centers always have hotels nearby. We could even share rooms to save money. (Please note: if only men show up, this whole thing will be angrily called off.)
RSVP by 11/10. Have your payment info ready. (Women attend for free.)