IRM are being asked to put down 5 bullets documenting their accomplishments this week. One actual response below:
- papered over contradictory policies by drafting a new policy that will create 20 jobs in risk function. 150 roles will also be created to test policy compliance
- took the initiative to make up a duplicative assessment by plagiarising other assessments. Added the word “independent” in the title to justify this BS piece of work
- started a wild goose investigation to save face in a baseless escalation initiated by a risk director
- paraphrased legal texts into gibberish MCRs without wasting time on understanding our business.
- the week isnt over yet. will create a firedrill just before eod Friday for frontline to think of something so we can get this request over the line