Will someone please fu----g collaborate with me today? I showered, ate breakfast, got dressed and drove to the office and expect to be treated like a human being today. Remember, you collaborate for others. Do the right thing.
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Damn how much fluoride do some of you drink?
Maybe try day drinking?
OK, so this made me laugh. I was on a call the other day where the presenter had to hand over the presentation to someone WFH because the ambient noise in the office from everyone on their headsets in meetings was distracting and we had trouble hearing. They told us that they had been in the office all day and not a single person around her was off the phone long enough to even say "hi" to. So that makes sense.
I recall a hotel and a guest hung her wedding dress on the sprinkler attached to the wall. It set off the sprinkler in the hotel. The hotel is unusable for many months Due to flooding.
My boss told me the Charlotte office was always packed—is that not true? This individual told me this during our discussion that I should be in the office longer.
I would gladly collaborate with you! Alas, you are not on my floor in Charlotte as I am the only fool to come into the office, today.
I washed my a-s so I expect full collabo’s today
@hnk+1jmOTBWR - I just pinged you and sent you a new calendar invite for daily collaborations. Looking forward to it!
You actually showered? I shower once I get home to wash away the filth and debris of all these npc’s around me. I also started taking home some of the coffee pods.
So what you do in the office is what you do at home? That’s what it sounds like. So if you want to stop being a tax cut or a check the box, find some other line of work elsewhere.
Not happening OP. FRTO and everyone behind it.
Collaboration. Lame excuse to force RTO. The truth behind this inanity? We are nothing but a number to help secure tax cuts for the company. Today is just another day of sitting in the office alone, chatting on Skype and wasting time and money to check the boxes.
Ping me
Nobody owes you any collaboration! Go back to your cube and stop standing by the coffee pods!