I’m sorry. I just can’t stop laughing at that business title. It’s so fitting for this company. Think about it. A person hired to oversee the business being executed. Lol!!!
It just struck me as real funny. That’s what this company is doing, hiring people to just execute the business and drive it into the ground.
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“The executions will continue until morale improves.” 🤣
That is what they do
Honest question: what do Business Execution Consultants do? There's one in my group and that person is clueless about the projects we work on, mixes up requirements between projects, and just says things like "OK, are we on track?" or "Thanks everbody!"
I think you’re wrong. Employee morale has been executed haaaaa
Interestingly enough “yap yap yap” is all BED’s do. Go back to your pretend work in an org that has never seen anything “executed” well.
You previous posters sound like a bunch of call center staff with little clue of corporate operations. Yap Yap yap is all I read.
Interestingly enough so do the people with those titles
These job titles manage to be ridiculously wordy and meaningless at the same time.
Sheet show director
Are they posted already?
How about all the new “Behavior Influencer” jobs posted??
I wouldn't mind making Business Execution Director money
The department for putting things on top of other things.
Better use the full business title, as opposed to the acronym when addressing that individual. You might be accused of some inappropriate and suggestive type of harassment by using the acronym.
Like Chief Executive Officer