Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

I’m now Ebeneezer Scrooge. Thanks WF.

Even the three spirits cannot redeem me. Why?

  1. I look forward to layoffs.
  2. I enjoy making my supervisors lives miserable at the company.
  3. I enjoy poking holes in my company’s business continuity plan.
  4. I love getting my nice big fat biweekly paychecks even for those weeks that I didn’t do a thing.
  5. I love getting my nice big fat, annual bonus, even though I don’t deserve it.
  6. I’m elated when I can open up trouble tickets for everything that’s wrong in this company. The more trouble tickets, the better.
  7. My favorite movie,” How to succeed in business without really trying.”
  8. I celebrate every time I can make my teammates look stupid on conference calls for their lack of education and knowledge.
  9. I’m tickled pink every time I read about a weekly scandal with this company.
  10. I’ve perfected brown nosing the executives.
  11. I’m looking forward to my big fat, juicy golden severance and ways to cash out all kinds of unused PTO.

Bah humbug!

by Anonymous
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Comment! It's anonymous!

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Wow! That’s brutal. Wishing for medical surgery so you don’t have to go to work reminds me of something else I read in the news. I recall reading that the Russians were googling how to break their arms at home so they wouldn’t be drafted to fight in the war.
Who’d ever thought that the definition of leadership would be an oxymoron.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1edp+1iYDgjQz

I have a medical issue and I’m praying I have to have surgery. Mainly looking forward to short term so I don’t have to think about this stupid place. Used to love my job and couldn’t imagine working for any other company. Now I’m praying for surgery.

by Anonymous
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Oh, look! Someone is disgusted in me for what I wrote. I must’ve touched a nerve. Actually, I had a bout of creativity, and decided to post that bit about Mr. Scrooge on the site. For entertainment purposes, that is. Doesn’t everyone deserve a good laugh on a Friday night?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1ius+1iYDgjQz

I can honestly see how the company can do that to someone. You must’ve been with the company for a very long time. I hope you’re on the marketing team, because you’re very creative. I didn’t hear about any layoffs from the marketing team…

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @jao+1iYDgjQz

I believe you, and you disgust me.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @zkz+1iYDgjQz

Thanks for a good laugh. Very creative. A fun way to begin the weekend. God bless us, everyone!

by Anonymous
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