Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

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How come pink computers, supporting b r e a s t cancer awareness be a prediction when we know they’re already on order?

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Post ID: @2nfj+1iO25fNt

I just saw the new company laptops on order. About 5000 new laptops will be the color of pink to represent br---t cancer awareness. I am not going to be walking around with a pink laptop.

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Post ID: @1atl+1iO25fNt

A major data hack will occur that will be in the news. It will be an "insider attack" implemented by an off shore employee. And WF will solve it by shipping more jobs off shore.

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Post ID: @1lyf+1iO25fNt
  1. Stock goes up to around $62 by mid Feb, 2023
  2. Cap is lifted by end of April, 2023
  3. Stock goes up to around $70
  4. Charlie quits by end of Summer, 2023
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Post ID: @1byb+1iO25fNt

IBD will be disbanded and subsumed into CPS. IBD's MD will be a VP in Oil & Gas.
MD of CPS will be "promoted" to CRMS.
New York will absorb London and CPS and F/X merge.

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Post ID: @1mfq+1iO25fNt

Saul takes yet another sip of his coffee

Charlie says "uh" once again

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Post ID: @gjq+1iO25fNt

Prediction guaranteed to come true:

  1. CS declares successful briefing to the lawmakers
  2. Risk and control remains priority #1 , 2, and 3 not necessarily in that order

3 tech cuts approx 2%.

  1. Ops cuts 3%
  2. CLT bears the brunt followed by San Fran
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Post ID: @das+1iO25fNt

Agreed. Networking does help boost your career. people like working with their buddies.

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Post ID: @szc+1iO25fNt

I predict marketing will skip blithely on completely unaffected by layoffs and without a thought for anything happening in the rest of the company.

We live in a bubble where all that matters is kissing the right rear ends.

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Post ID: @yic+1iO25fNt

Charlie stutters and stamers nonsensical responses when being questioned by Congress. Makes all of us so,so proud.

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Post ID: @xyj+1iO25fNt

I predict no union will form

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