Given the following...
- Wells employs a lot of people
- Wells feels entitled to know about any and all personal relationships you have with coworkers
- People gotta have it
... it only seems prudent for Wells to create a dating app for employees. There will be two sections: (1) Looking for Love, and (2) Just Looking for Tonight
Whether it's dinner and drinks, or simply a 15 minute 'car date' in the parking lot, everyone will be excited to use the app, including bored married people.
Think about it. You know you want it.