Acquisition? Policy? Marketplace? They always chase the next thing whether it is streaming, content, se-ual prefenrece identity, or cause that people change their facebook image to. So whats your guess? Battling Misinformation with partnership with ex twitter staffers?
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We will bring in an outside consulting firm. I hear that it will Michael Bluth from the Bluth family holdings company. He will bring his own team to come and help improve the company’s finances and Diversity. He will bring the Famous Dr. Tobias Funke, who is a therapist and an analysist. Or as he likes to say the first Analrapist. He will head all diversity reeducation. Sales will handled by George Michael Bluth also known as Mr. Manager and was instrumental in building the Bluth Frozen Banana empire. AT&T will build upon its success of their experience with Time Warner and bring in May Bea Funke, former studio executive will lead in the development or exclusive original content for AT&T customers to stream. Projects in the pipeline will be Neal and Bob, their 55 different genders, An exclusive remake of the SciFi hit Message from Space, and The Taekwondo Kid staring John Stankey as Mr. Stankagi as The mentor and teacher.
With a winning team such as this AT&T has nowhere to go but up!!!
Stankey will try to buy Disney. Disney and Banking companies just laugh at him and the BOD.
Rumor is that T is considering the purchase of Dairy Queen. They want to remake the blizzard into something customers want, per Stankey. They also want to use the “we treat you right” tag line for all call center scripts.
All I want for Christmas is to see the stock back in the mid 20s. Is that asking for too much Santa Stankey. I’m not going over the top asking for a $35 stock.
Please do not underestimate the power of our"leadership" to crater a strategy. This so called fiber build out is crippled by the fact that we can't order fiber optics to connect the equipment to the customer. There are jep codes for that. I don't care anymore, and life is better this way.
AT&T starting it's own crypto currency calling it Stankereum.
Stankey retires and announces it by doing one of his id--tic videos. In the video he goes skydiving. When he jumps from the plane and deploys his chute he removes all doubt that he is the most arrogant and narcissistic person on the planet. His parachute is gold and has dollar signs all over it. Then he announces his replacement and to nobody’s surprise the replacement can’t find his rear end with both hands either, but his lips seem to be able to find Stankey’s derrière, because they have been firmly planted there for several years.
Stankey wants to acquire https://myspace.com.
Online gaming with Major Casinos. Bets over the Network with AT&T taking AT&T taking a cut!!
Cornering the wireless market by acquiring T Mobil. Winning!!!
Those of you talking about another boneheaded acquisition aren't that bright. That's not going to happen, at least not for quite a while. They know that they are mocked and ridiculed and pretty much a joke for all of the mistakes of the last 10 years. They're going to be staying in their lane for a while.
T will keep its nose clean for next 3 years at least. Top 3 or 4 execs and the entire board are non-strategic thinkers and poor implementers outside of pure telecom, but they ain't id--ts. They know deep down they all should be fired for their past 8 years of failed deals' stupidity, so they'll try real hard to not be blatantly stupid for a while, ie they'll take minimal risk and just milk ma bell as long as they can with absurd overpayments to themselves. The new at&t is just the old at&t, but $100 billion less funded after Randy's huge blunders, with John riding shotg-n on the crazy bus and shouting "wahoo" that whole time to every d-mb idea randy pulled out of his a-s.
Well this is a funny question. What would be the most asinine thing we could do? I’m going to guess to buy Dish, yahoo or AOL.
AT&T will buy Amazon.
Stankey will announce new partnership with AWS, dumping Azure, triggers another round of cloud migration with rebadge employees to a third party offramp.
They would monkey with Wireless spin off.
Stinky will launch hair plugs with 5G circuits to improve signal propagation at BOD meetings and to improve product performance demonstrations to wall street analysts