It's just around the corner. I can't wait. D-day for all of the big talkers. Do everyone a favor and just turn your cr-p in that day and be done (quitting without notice does not show on any future employer job verification).
For those of us ready to work, let's work out the kinks and make this a success. Maybe with all the negative types out, the office will be a collaborative space and not the cliques of the past.
After reading all the boneheaded posts on this board, it's not hard to understand why this company is floundering.
@1ixz is my personal hero.
I'll be clipping my fingernails. Talking loudly. Blowing my nose. Sneezing. Airing out my shoes. Sneaking out farts enhanced with lactose intolerant vigor. Running my filthy fingers all over everything on the desk and the toilets. Flicking boogers onto the monitors. And hawking loogies into the garbage can with questionable accuracy.
If you listen closely you'll be able to hear me. If you are halfway observant you'll see my trail. And if you take special effort to sniff the air, you'll surely be able to smell me.
So looking forward to impacting your lives.
I left months ago. I just come back with my popcorn…. Usually you have to pay for this quality of entertainment.
My,my,my...the lack of tolerance. Looks like more diversity training is needed.
So, are most of you just intent on being miserable? How sad.
Huh? The bullies, the gossips, the incompetents, the cliques, etc. are all still there. What are you talking about?
The good ones have left.
Drive an hour, get masked up, get on teams calls with people in other states/countries nine of whom is closer than 500 miles from this office, avoid all of the other people physically there, log off for the day at 4:45 and drive another hour home. ...yip..f'n..ee.
OP is very similar to a toddler who seeks attention however he can get it, whether it be positive or negative. If he can’t get a hug or praise for being a good boy, he behaves badly and gets people to react to him in the only way he know how.
I read “sad and lonely” in all your posts, OP.
Just talk really loud on conference calls, sneeze without covering your nose, and cough as loud as you can. Oh yeah, clear your throat with a extra vigor.
Where does it say the unclean do not have to wear masks now? I know the CDC has changed their guidance.
I’m looking forward to waving at my co-worker from across the room as we dial into our team calls.
With how quiet my home office location is, on conference calls I'll be able to hear all the background noise from the people who are in the office.
Clearly the Bank has hired folks to put the Bank's spin on this site. Lots of money flowing to hide the truths of this corrupt company and it's leadership's focus on everything for profits and nothing for humanity.
OP,
Save your inexperienced grandstanding. You show how little you know of how things really work.
Let's all count backwards from ZERO as this company fails in epic fashion. Bye Bye
No more indoor masks, so no excuses for not being in the office.
Time to get rolling, people. Back to normal. Up and at 'em. The days of being home, watching tv, playing games, playing outside, and doing what else are over!
Ah yes! By all means enjoy cramming your backsides into an office and following the mask mandates while the higher-ups as well as the rest of the cultural elite continue to hobnob without masks and without any social distancing. Meanwhile, I as a remote worker will continue with my very short commute and work in my comfortable sweats without a friggin' mask! Muhahahaha
Yes, Tech is affected. So there.
Yes, I can’t wait to RTO and start ba----g some hot banker MILFS again.