Everybody needs to come in the first day of RTO, at the same time. Not that it needs any help in this regard but that will guarantee a complete cluster puck for management to pi$$ away their day.
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Here's a better idea: Nobody needs to arrive on the 14th.
Nobody.
Sounds like a form social disobedience is being considered. Like It!!
Since the elevators are only about six feet wide, does that mean we ride in them one at a time?
Yes! And then everyone line up at the bathroom at 8:00am to go take a sh*t so they immediately run out of toilet paper. Or better yet, just sit on the toilet for 8 hours.
That's actually pretty funny. I can totally see a meltdown after no ones badge opens the door, folks don't know where to sit, and if the universal docking stations malfunction. There are no phones at the desks hopefully everyone has their own headset already. This process is already a mess.
WTF are you talking about? We'll get there when we get there just like before tye pandemic. Just sit down with your fear mongering.