Can anyone share the process and if you swab yourself ect?
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Just swab anally and drop in the box. Easy leash.
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Considering you weren’t vaccinated, be careful, you might hurt what you think with.
Agree 1000%. That email was a total load of S. Since when does the company send something like that to the people that ARE jumping through the nonsensical hoops? If someone is out of compliance, go for it...but to group in the vast majority, which are following the rules? Grade A a$$hattery. It's obvious to me that the only purpose was to harass people. They've been doing it since the testing program started. Kits went out at the very last minute, stressing employees that just wanted to comply but didn't even know if they'd be able to. Then their "attestation" site routinely reported non-compliance when people did in fact attest, and had screenshots to prove it. Then it's scarlet letters, aka masks only for a certain group, even though everyone can spread. The next phase will likely be when the company stops paying for testing. You know, to coerce the working poor while the rich remain free to choose. Don't be surprised if it happens, in the states where it's legal anyway.
In the meantime I strongly recommend that each person in the testing program documents every step of the process so when you're falsely accused of being noncompliant you'll have proof to the contrary. Assume they are out to get you, because it appears that they are.
Love how the Wells "Covid Team" sent an email to ALL the unvaccinated pariah at a certain location reminding them of the the testing process and were cc'ing managers of EVERYONE regardless whether you followed the original instructions or not. I followed instructions and received the results today as indicated in my previous post: @ijm+1fN5BW00. I guess our vaccination status is just as "confidential" as the "confidential" surveys we are requested to complete.
Yes, the whole process is silly. Also, there is no such thing as asymptomatic covid.
Clean nose with q-tip, put it in the vial, cap it, drop it in the collection box less than 24hrs before pickup. You get the results about 36 hours later. I was hoping for a pos result so I could take a 90 day break from the testing nonsense, but unfortunately I was negative. Oh well, maybe next time.
Took my test Tuesday morning on-site. Pickup stated 4:00 PM that day. Received text and email notice that my results were in late Wednesday around 11:30 PM. Checked my results Thursday morning. If anyone is curious, it was negative.
Routine nasal swab. Pick up test early in the week from a common location and return it to the same site during the designated collection window.
Real world example, working a M/W/F in office schedule: picked up tests Monday; volunteer told me to take a handful so I didn't have to make weekly stops. Site collection days are Tuesday - Thursday. Administered test at home Wednesday morning, logged serial number online, dropped test off on my walk into work. Results will be available Friday. Note that failure to log a test each week results in your name being flagged on a report to management. I think that only comes with a hand slap for now, but I prefer to stay off that list.
Closing points: it seems silly to wait until Friday to find out if I've been in the office with asymptomatic COVID all week. Second, there's no oversight of or standard for testing at home. I mean, could swab my neighbor's cat if I wanted to. Lastly, it's pretty disingenuous to have me test weekly when the vaccinated guy sitting one row over from me doesn't have to test or wear a mask while he's hacking up a lung at his desk all day (happened yesterday).
Bill Gates provides them with nasal devices to do the implantation.
In 5 years when your junk falls off..
+Bill
- Your bean and franks
I would hope its a sp-t test at least if they are going to continue this completely unnecessary and discriminatory action.
Pull down pants, insert into rear. Put in the mail.