Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Can't Wait to RTO

OMG, I cannot wait to return to the office so I can collaborate with my Besties, dine in the cafeteria, and brainstorm the best new digital innovation, and maybe catch the Delta variant and bring it home to my family and friends.

Are you guys/gals?

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Post ID: @OP+1c8mJQON

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Post ID: @lxg+1c8mJQON

It's just old, tired and boring so any attempt at sarcasm is pretty much moot. It comes across as trolling. You need some new material.

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Post ID: @typ+1c8mJQON

With all these really smart people on this site, you’d think sarcasm wouldn’t fly over so many of their heads. Oh well.

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Post ID: @lxg+1c8mJQON

We should start calling it the Delta cooler

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Post ID: @jdu+1c8mJQON

From https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/mm7031e2.htm?s_cid=mm7031e2_w
In July 2021, following multiple large public events in a Barnstable County, Massachusetts, town, 469 COVID-19 cases were identified among Massachusetts residents who had traveled to the town during July 3–17; 346 (74%) occurred in fully vaccinated persons. Testing identified the Delta variant in 90% of specimens from 133 patients. Cycle threshold values were similar among specimens from patients who were fully vaccinated and those who were not.

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Post ID: @ctw+1c8mJQON

no such thing as covid. it's just the flew

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Post ID: @gmx+1c8mJQON

I am but got bad news today. The news said the highest covid increase of 100k in one day since February! THere need to be a third booster, Israel already has the third Pfizer vaccine. Can Wells get this for us so we can return? They said the new variant affect key organs and the brain, much worse than earlier versions.

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Post ID: @rmu+1c8mJQON

OP, you forgot 'seek a personal injury attorney for damages and/or a very public class action lawsuit'.

RTO is BS and we all know it. No one is more productive in the office. Hotel cubes are not conducive to productivity - period.

Working in an office will not lead to your next job. Only an out-of-touch executive would suggest such a thing.

And how do we reconcile standing around talking at the water cooler with being more productive? It can't be both.

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Post ID: @tph+1c8mJQON

This is why people should be utilizing the RTO Master Thread

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Post ID: @xap+1c8mJQON

Yeah, go ahead and lock it up, this thread brings nothing to the table. OP, you Inconsistently Meet.

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Post ID: @ydb+1c8mJQON

Some of you won't be back anyway so don't worry. Layoffs are coming and you'll be on the job market again against your will. RTO will be the least of your concerns.

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Post ID: @rgw+1c8mJQON

Another week and another stupid RTO post. Surely someone has something more original or interesting to wax lyrical about while we wait for some layoffs. Pretend you're in the Olympics and try harder.

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