Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Location strategy and return to office communication coming out tomorrow?

If nothing fits to all, then it is like old wine in new bottle. No change, all manager pets, yes-boss sh-t gets what they want. It is like digging a hill and finding a mouse.

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Word is other companies have started segregating vaccinated from unvaccinated. Sounds like a great "talk aroind the watercooler" moment for a now divided workforce

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Email from COO Scott Powell just came out on it. Sept 7 starts phase in.

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@1mdu+1bQwYDOi RIP guy, when the dead wood fell

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It's an Iranian proverb.

The (roaring) mountain just gave birth to a mouse!

Its etymology is like this:

Once a volcanic mountain started roaring, hissing, and bursting bubbles. The people were waiting to see what would happen after all those huge roarings and loud booms. Finally, the volcano activity stopped and the people saw just a tiny mouse came out of there! (rather than a monster that was expected to come). So they said mockingly:

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Post ID: @1kke+1bQwYDOi

SVB said it would be announced on 7/16, but it will not be consistently applied across all areas. In other words, we're left guessing until our individual managers let us know. So much for clear communications.

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Post ID: @1zvn+1bQwYDOi

Greetings, Darmok.

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Post ID: @1mdu+1bQwYDOi

Hey you guys, I'm a BA, so maybe I can translate:
If nothing fits to all, then it is like old wine in new bottle.

  • No one size fits all (to each, his own). We should not put old wine in new wine skin, otherwise it will burst (like the saying in the Bughble)

No change, all manager pets, yes-boss sh-t gets what they want.

  • When we go back to the office, we need all need to drink kool-aid, and be yes-man to look good always

It is like digging a hill and finding a mouse.

  • Not sure about this, but it's like finding a needle in a hay stack, eh! doesn't make sense
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Post ID: @1wqt+1bQwYDOi

@umt+1bQwYDOi just like that little puppy, Wells Fargo has lost its way.

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Post ID: @cgu+1bQwYDOi

It's an old samethalu proverb that was literally translated but doesn't make much sense in English. It loosely means that the little guys get dumped on while the big guys skate free.

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Post ID: @pcr+1bQwYDOi

Assuming English isn't your first language then I can follow bits and pieces but boy did you lose me at digging a hill and finding a mouse!

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Post ID: @dzh+1bQwYDOi

The OP probably works for CTS

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Post ID: @vdw+1bQwYDOi

This post and the replies actually made my day 😂.

OP: This is hilarious, but what were you trying to say?

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Post ID: @qfg+1bQwYDOi

What you've just said is one of the most insanely id--tic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now d-mber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Post ID: @umt+1bQwYDOi

More like a simile with some hyperbole sprinkled in...

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Post ID: @jyd+1bQwYDOi

That actually hurt to read.

Like a bulldozer backing into a raven in flight while landing on mars.

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Post ID: @cuv+1bQwYDOi

*plain. I can spell.

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Post ID: @tcg+1bQwYDOi

@OP Ummmm… Huh? What the h3ll did you post here? At least 2 metaphors, maybe 3, but made zero sense. Can you restate that in plane English, please?

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