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McDonalds to end selling fries with it’s burgers

McDonalds is shutting down the sale of all fries in coming weeks and no longer offers the product, angering some customers, CNBC has learned.

“McDonalds recently reviewed it’s product offerings and decided to discontinue french fries”, the fast food restaurant said in the six-page letter. The move would let the fast food restaurant focus on it’s core product, hamburgers, it said.

After publication of this article, a McDonalds spokesman gave additional remarks: “We realize change can be inconvenient, especially when customer satisfaction is impacted,” the fast food restaurant said, adding that it was “committed to helping each customer find a competitor that fits their needs.”

The move is a strange one, given that the fast food industry needs to actually sell fast food to boost growth.

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Post ID: @OP+1bKCUvB9

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The sad thing is McDonald's actually DID stop selling their french fries. 30 years ago some woke health nuts bullied them into switching from frying them in beef talon to hydrogenated oil to the cr-p that makes them taste like cardboard today. Luckily, we still have BK and Wendy's fries. Oh wait, they messed theirs up too and are scrambling to find stupid gimmicks to try to keep up with the cr-p from taco bell

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Post ID: @3xgh+1bKCUvB9

Wells Fargo will join others in the dustbin - Countrywide, Washing Mutual, IndyMac, etc.

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Post ID: @1cns+1bKCUvB9

WF is the new Primerica.

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Post ID: @1sxb+1bKCUvB9

For years at Wells Carrie and Stumpf and so many others knew - using your McDonald’s analogy - that we were adding unordered apple pies and coffee and other items to a customer order without the customers consent.
Now our fries are not profitable or wanted by customers.
Need to lock up our many crooked execs who caused this.

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Post ID: @1edg+1bKCUvB9

Best post EVER!!!!!!!! 🤣

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Post ID: @qyg+1bKCUvB9

I love stuff like this. ; )

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Post ID: @thh+1bKCUvB9

Our brain surgeon CEO’s goals are to:

  1. Close all branch offices (customers want to do too much banking there🙄)

2 Stop all lending (too risky)

  1. Eliminate all checking accounts (can’t make enough money)
  2. Shut down all WFC ATMs (free to customers: oh he-l no!)
  3. Charge customers to hold their money (we have to make money somewhere!)
  4. Eliminate Digital Banking (the cost of all that technology cuts into his bonus)
  5. Shut down our Securities Research (we could just copy/paste what other firms are saying - oh!- we’re already doing that. Score!)
  6. Exit all International Business within WFA (our customers and FAs are comforted that WFC “understands that change can cause inconveniences.” ✔️)
  7. Exit Asset Management business (making money, but not enough ✔️)
  8. Sell Corporate Trust Services (✔️)
  9. Send as many US jobs as possible to third- world countries (hey - we have to pay for his salary somehow!)

Finally, his plans are to expand Investment Banking and get aggressive with Credit Cards - two things that Wells Fargo has never done well, and which our competitors perfected years ago 😏.

Who the he-l picked this guy?

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Post ID: @srd+1bKCUvB9

Kudos, this is like an Onion article!

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Post ID: @zhz+1bKCUvB9

Is Charlie running McDonalds now too? Would be just like him to double dip.

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Post ID: @mdf+1bKCUvB9

Good one haha!

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