I’ll start.
There once was a person from Nantucket,
Who BR said, “oh f$&k it”,
“We can cut what out they do”,
“I don’t have a clue”,
“Til I have millions and they can all suck it”.
And #2
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ketchum will take your job,
Because CS and BR don’t have a clue”.
This will work says BR
Hush you naysayers, lean in
Trust me, Shh. Ha. Ha.
Another haiku
Oh Charlie, why must you encourage young Connor (C.J.T.) to grasp all night for a business strategy 101 course which might allow him to at least earn minimum wage.
Our Scrum had a heck of a time,
Getting tech secretaries to opine
On projects in flight
With deadlines so tight
We now know to be asinine.
A location plan to displace us
In place well before Saul graced us
Made Wells workers enquire
As to dates and the hour
Saul just paused for a sip & replaced us
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smh = shake my head
A younger me worked hard every day
I knew I mattered, I really did care
But now I'm just numb from decisions so d-mb
that I just sit at my monitor and stare
Mandatory training certainly keeps me busy
I get my checkmarks, I wiggle my mouse
So, I look the part despite a saddened heart
and I feel like a prisoner in my house
But Wells Fargo the joke is on you too
I wish daily for a package, yes pick me
Because I've decided it is a game albeit a bit lame
So, I check this forum for clues obsessively
Another haiku
Comms a disaster
BR is clueless to mess
That she alone made
Mine is a haiku
I was just laid off
From this festering dung heap
Charlie plays guitar
Saul might says he sips his coffee,
But his ideas are a little offy.
He like his 6 S’s,
But the details are messes,
And he keeps sipping his coffee.
The only thing BR needs to do is cut the group deeper. More senior level people need to go. 2 was a start should have been at least 6 of her directs. Marketing needs a full revamp make everyone apply for their job or get new blood. Old bloated marketing group not worth a dime.
@mjb+1b3OJPUq
Good poem but the last sentence is not part of your poem right? Because uh…. It’s sooooooo off LOL
Chucky pucky lololololo!!1!1
Stumpf and Tolstedt had a bank
They built it up then they watched it tank
They opened accounts
in prodigious amounts
But it seems the accounts were all fake