Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

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A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the ”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

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Dear @1ztk+1aOmPK67,

Your comment makes no sense.

Signed,
The Internets

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Post ID: @1ial+1aOmPK67

You know how a Japanese company outsources? They go to the other country and build a new plant employing people in that country. No one back in Japan loses a job.

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Post ID: @1ztk+1aOmPK67

100% Right!

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Post ID: @1ryh+1aOmPK67

LMAO! So accurate. The only thing missing is the North American company ensuring they hired new steering people with a focus not on their steering skills but based on the non-white color of their skin, if they feel they are a different s-x than they really are, or if they prefer to have relationships with people who have the same plumbing.

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Post ID: @rzw+1aOmPK67

This is every single “working group” I’ve seen formed to solve a problem. I’m the rower, unfortunately.

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Post ID: @wpn+1aOmPK67

Nice

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Post ID: @qrd+1aOmPK67

Post of the year right there.

I was at an annuities and life insurance company that did exactly that.

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Post ID: @wfu+1aOmPK67

Yep. Sounds about right.

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Post ID: @ksn+1aOmPK67

Charlie, is that you? I smell your spans/layers. Nice try buddy!!!

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Post ID: @psv+1aOmPK67

OMG - thanks for the giggles this morning! Funny AF stuff and so true.

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Post ID: @edp+1aOmPK67

This says it all. Great submission!!

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