OP here!
Hilarious to look at many of your responses. I would love to give you more information about who I am, but then it would ruin your daily self-confidence boost of acting like you’re smarter than the next guy.
You are so quick to criticize, and are so alarmingly literal, that you miss the message. Therefore, it is no surprise to me that you are missing what’s happening right under your nose.
Have fun when you find yourself working in a Wells Fargo call center.They’re going to give you a title that doesn’t make you sound like a call center employee, but you’re going to be answering phones all day. You just wait and see. And remember me.