i am in late 30s and 2020 working here has me looking around 80+ with the anxiety and toxic culture; how do i get the plastic surgery benefits like the execs are getting?
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I wouldn't call pasty, mushy skin attractive. Scharf looks like Pillsbury Dough Boy.
be sure to not update your skype picture. make sure it's still your 10 year old glamour shot!
I think if you get a 4 or higher its one of the bonuses you get, did anyone else hear this one?
Earn their salary to afford it lol
How do you get the benefit? Simple. Go to the right schools, join the right fraternity or sorority, become friends with the right people, and then have their daddy hire you as an executive. Then you get all the perks.
How do I get on this benefit lift for the botox?
Frankly, I never understood the point with you people. You're making beds in a burning house. If you haven't got the chops or capacity for performance, looking like some washed up actor won't ameliorate your circumstances. It might be better, and more dignified, to go gently into that good night. But, you people...
previous poster is right inside is more risk, as anxiety can k–l;
on another note I also want to get on the company Botox plan, anyone know how to do this? Chainsaw has some nice skin!
Think about what it’s doing to you (us) on the inside!
There really is no point. You people–and that skin–weren't meant for longevity. From the potato you came, to the potato you shall return
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Can you name the executives for reference purposes