Turns out the funding levels for bonuses was a complete lie. The 90/85/80 % tiers will not be the level that bonuses will be paid. I have not seen the exact numbers but have now heard from two trusted sources (one in HR, dealing with compensation matters) that the bonus payouts are being 'slashed' as part of the calibration exercises.
I hope that come Monday 2/8 that there are a lot of people who just quit. No notice, no farewells. Just gone. Let these dipshits see how well they can run the place by themselves.