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Drive around the parking lot at Yankee stadium with the World Series trophy tied to your bumper.
Ask Saul how we're supposed to have faith in his long-term leadership when he's never spent more than 5 years with one organization.
Non anonymous rambling questions at an AMA made it necessary for my grandboss to do damage control on one of my flakier colleagues. I really think the AMA is the way to go. Just doing the bare minimum is going to be too far below the radar to do the trick, you want to be visible. Ask stupid questions about returning to office and/or blame other departments.
Anonymous questions at AMA about inefficiencies in your dept would do the trick
tell your boss they dont know what they are doing which is very likely true!
Just call your boss and let him know you are open to a package. Not a big deal.
I agree, get your wang out. Might not get you the package you wanted though.
Just start doing barely enough to get by, like don't go above and beyond anymore. If you can upset your CIO or CIO direct, then you will likely get on a list.
Search out Financial Samurai’s book, “ How to Engineer Your Layoff: Make a Small Fortune by Saying Goodbye”
Get on a video call with your wang out
Uh, you can't.