Given that most of us are remote now, will WF at least send tactical teams to everyone's homes?
One is dressed as HR, another as building security, etc. They show up unannounced and walk you out of your house and around the block. They'll supply the copier paper box with some general possessions in it. (You must return these props.)
This is all basically to fully simulate the in-office layoff experience.
What else would you like to see as part of the experience?
I hope they let me keep my red stapler!
i just hope they share the cliff notes and not waste too much of my time, and give me a lump sum of cash even better if tax free
I want to stuff my face with donuts. Stress eating.
Donuts. I want donuts.
@OP+17byx4Gl sounds exactly like someone I work with. I couldn't help but read this in his voice and I'm almost positive he wrote it.
The only thing missing is the Star Trek transporter sound effect.
Box of kleenex. Manager explaining that it was either him or me that must go, and he decided it should be me.
Pin a huge sign on your back that says LOSER and then make you walk around the block so all your neighbors can see.
They need to bring a group of co-workers to watch closely, whispering amongst themselves and not making eye contact with you
I thought this was a nice touch of levity. Keep trying!
Wow, tough crowd....I guess humor is lost on this group?