Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Vampire CEO 10/29 Town Hall Message

Here's CEO's message during Town Hall – timely, since just 2 days before Halloween (get ready for more tricks than treats!):

1) I was candid/transparent (like my skin) when I said there would be layoffs/efficiencies.

2) I'm asking you to be compassionate for those who are laid off (many s—ed dry by giving their blood, sweat and tears to this organization).

3) Focus on your work and don't get distracted (by the endless chaos or my eyeing your lovely neck).

Now I gotta' go back into my coffin, until I see you again (those who remain) in several months.

The daylight is hurting my eyes.

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Hysterical, OP! Thank you for the levity. We need more of this.

CS is definitely a vampire and he's sukking us all dry, to the point where we have no energy, no career, no motivation.

I think you summed up well how it's going to go tomorrow.

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Post ID: @1rwq+17E1cpjH

Lol. Chucky doll favorite season. Halloween. I wonder if he will switch his bat out for an Axe? Town hall is limited and no questions allowed.

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Post ID: @1gau+17E1cpjH

Some good humor to sink our teeth in to.

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