Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

JVB "off the cuff" on the table on insider page

Only audio so luckily we didn't have to see her, her kitchen, or kids cheerleading in the driveway

Buzzwords:
key pillars
fuel our growth
simplification and transformation
enrich our value props
secret sauce
delight our customers
touch points
maximizing value
improving retention
data and automation
close the gap
sense of urgency
improve price value perception
compelling way
signature customers
making hard choices
spring cleaning starts now
triple crown
hot device offers beats the competition
everyone can help

too many more to list

Everyone with a BS bingo card would win

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Scripted

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Post ID: @3hfv+155hMcg8

The refrigerator & the LV handbag cost more than some people’s yearly salary.

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Post ID: @3eli+155hMcg8

Hire good people, get good results. Way to go.

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Post ID: @2deg+155hMcg8

Cause all the high paying jobs are going to people named Satish, Kumar, Pradeep, Sanjay, .... and all the do is Eff things up.

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Post ID: @2hnr+155hMcg8

Why does senior management do so much to create high paying jobs and yet get so much anger directed toward them?

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Post ID: @2vgr+155hMcg8

Some of these phrases are difficult to understand, especially when angry. Should have just brought donuts. That I do understand.

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Post ID: @nlk+155hMcg8

Word salad at its finest. These people don't actually have a useful, independently generated thought in their little heads. She's just tossing out verbiage to titillate her superiors and peers who happen to be just as dumb–she is

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Post ID: @rmh+155hMcg8

The other thread with JVB in the title reminded me to go and listen to her, especially after that home video she made brought her great fame within ATT. Whenever I listen to these folks I now miss the message (if there is one) because I am so captivated by the excessive use of buzzwords.

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Post ID: @bzc+155hMcg8

I started here in 2014, and these are the same buzz words I heard in training. None of it means anything. It’s just rambling.

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Post ID: @thz+155hMcg8

why does senior management always remind me of Nancy Pelosi.

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Post ID: @ivl+155hMcg8

Kale Celery Smoothie anyone?

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Post ID: @sqv+155hMcg8

att has some of the most vile senior management. company is a cesspool

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Post ID: @vwr+155hMcg8

The labs can create a low level AI bot with ML on buzzwords and replaced all these clowns, nothing but a mouth piece repeating the same non-specific nonsense that no one cares about, specially our customers. The engineering chops of the company are turning blue in the face with these verbal vomit assaults.

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Post ID: @ppr+155hMcg8

That could not have been less "off the cuff". She is vile.

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