10% of CDKi to go - The cull has started
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They can't even organise correctly spelled awards for their 'star' performers - good job they are all too dim to realise. The person that was given the then award then shows it on LinkedIn. Clowns.
Men in tails celebrating themselves in Malta......in the absence of approval from the market, customers and employees.....cold consolation....
Confused. Is any bonus being paid this year? If so when?
Or has it been spent by the Maltesers?
I know what we should do let’s fly to Malta and celebrate the failure of the business. Spend loads of money on a select few, party, drink and then post loads of sh*te on LinkedIn and other social media. Aren’t we all doing a great job happy clappers. I hate to think what the customers are saying about this shameful leadership.
It's a pleasure to know about the party in Malta, it gives strength to work more and more intensely to those who remained in their place... not to mention the customers who are really enthusiastic about the celebrations paid for with the money raised by the non-existent assistance.
I can not prove anything without blowing my cover. Numbers are rounded to give an idea in what region the alpints are. Btw. You can €100k to the drinks and beer number after Yesterday evening party… But what a party!
For all of you who dares. Ask Alliances and Sales to make their programs for Malta public or ask your colleagues in those departments who their vacation was :) Wonder if Support, PS, Finance etc. gets similar party trips this year..?
At least its bonus time.............
I forgot to get a PO to purchase a torch to see how many are up tk,s @ss.
Lost count, put it this way, there wasn't an echo.
The numbers are made up, the 200K for Malta is probably accurate which seems like a massive waste of money.
The accounts will be submitted to companies house and be available for all to see like any private ltd company
@Please send some more money can those numbers be proven - appear a little toorounded to be accurate
Now they're gaslighting their own employees, virtue signalling on LinkedIn about the 2 'wellbeing' days, when in previous years it's been 4 'picnic' days. Bunch of w@nkers.
Funny how Keyloop have spend their money so far this year…
€200k on drinks and beers in Malta = Ok
€2m on bonus to Senior Leaders =Ok
€500k on business class travel for Senior Leaders around the world = Ok
€1m on external people takling about wellbeing and other topics = Ok
I could easily continue the list, but what would it matter? Wonder if our financial numbers will ever be public? It will probably happend at the same time that i get my PO for a new docking station approved :)
Apparently, CDK is about to outsource jobs to Genpact, more info on this thread: @OP+1lj1t1KM
Just over eighteen months ago the CPO stated that the dealers would be so dependant on their Keyloop DMS that they "wouldn't be able to get out of bed without having to refer to it" has it reached that point yet, if not how long will it be?
Just pointing out how deluded these people were and are.
The situation is starting to get heavy........ hold on!!! .........Sell your life dearly!!!
Top heavy with clueless money grabbing fools. Don't understand the industry, their people and the customers and they don't care one jot. Only there to make their millions and swan off with blood on their hands.
Being top heavy with middle management is the number one sign of a failing business
VV
Sorry for a question.....but how many managers, directors, team leaders exist in this company? and how many meetings, phone calls, webinars........ but who is operational and works is the minority of employees?? there is something wrong....
I will be back soon
The recent one that has been deleted contained a name.
Interesting that posts are being deleted again. Never saw anything written on posts to break forum rules.
Unless one works for an organisation that is working to achieve serious and profound changes to make society or the world a better place, the most important part of one's life is most categorically not the hours one spends stuck behind a desk. Quite the opposite old bean.
The least important part of life is that spent at work, time with friends and family is infinity more important and valuable, no matter how good the employer (and my new one shows Keyloop for the liars they are).
it would take little: less greed for money and the world would be better.....
The most important part of one's life is spent at work, everyone should concentrate on making the workplace serene and comfortable, the increase in productivity, as demonstrated by studies and research, would be the first tangible result.
Naturally Grammar Police.....everyone tries to work at their best, but the situation is more and more stressful.
"You're" ....... just saying
With pain in my heart, I have decided to leave. I wish you all well, but please take care of yourself over your employer. I know for many of you it's one of your first en definitely your most long-term employer. Don't let misplaced loyalty misguide you in your life decisions friends. Godspeed.
I've set my personal development goal as watching all that cr4p they post each week on loopedin. Works out that after the videos, townhalls, wellbeing sh1t, then my lunch break and the 2 coffe breaks. I will officially be owed 2 hours overtime each week without actually doing an ounce of work.
Actually feel like a member of the KLT.......... now who can I sh1t on first and stab in the back?
No bonus, no salary increase, no job security.Dont worry Keyloop will be doing some webinars over the next few months about being bold,authentic and united. Who needs bonuses and salary increases when you can watch webinars and have a picnic blanket (although the days to make use of the picnic blanket have been withdrawn). Much love.
Be authentic, united and bold....so must work in proportion to one's salary, but taking into account the share of bonuses and compensation due to the KLT (several million pounds a year).
Post by "stop moaning"
I guess you are very comfortable with how Keyloop are treating you.
Or have you escaped this dreadful company and quite happy to gloat on those trapped.
I say trapped as no matter how much I would like to be in a happier working environment, I have to consider my partner, kids and other dependents. Along with many friends that I have made.
I bet you didn't clap for the NHS, donate to Ukraine and lately to the Red Cross for Turkey.
Enjoy your cosy selfish life.
Not to mention not everybody can just up and leave at the drop of a hat. People have mortgages, kids, other financial responsibilities. Naive to think it's always that simple.
And when your skill set is built around technologies as medieval and proprietary as Keyloops, it might seem like your options are limited unless you take a sizeable pay cut and start your career again from scratch (hint: it's not, aptitude, enthusiasm and willingness to learn will get you much further than what you know).
Keyloop brass are almost certainly banking on people's lack of confidence in moving on to keep remaining b-ms in seats, much as they behave as though customers are a captive herd of cattle because of the difficulties involved in leaving.
All that said, there are plenty of better futures out there, with a bit of thought and careful planning. You owe these corporate vampires nothing.
‘Stop moaning’ - Comms/KLT hate this site as they don’t control the narrative, and it’s the only place to get the truth in Keyloop. A lot of people have put a huge amount of time and effort into this company. Why should they leave just because a bunch of fly by night cowboys have decided to r*pe the company.
Looks like HR are now commenting on Glassdoor reviews. Trying to sell the positives of their great company. Good luck with that one!!!!
Honestly, why do you still work for the company? You are clearly miserable. Find another job, move on with your life and make yourself happy again if you hate it so much.
Don’t worry everyone, the star awards are out! Like a rogue’s gallery of the company’s biggest ar*e lickers.
So - for the first time in ages NO BONUS. NO salary increase last year and "only" two wellness days. With an inflasion of around 10% I can't even think of how much money I lose working for Keyloop compared to other years. Nobody can trust bonus in the the year to come. You have no impact
According to the Keyloop marketing 2022 was a very successful year and looking forward to an even better 2023? KLT are playing a blinder paying no bonuses and giving no pay rises - this will provide more money towards the KLT hitting their targets and getting their bonuses, a great start to 2023. BO-M KERRRCHING. You don't expect them to increase their revenue and profits by selling to customers do you? That would require people that know what they are doing and they have fired most of them. Much love.
I absolutely feel that nobody gives a hoot how hard you work as long as you click "10" on Peakon. Killroy couldn't give a rats ars3 if you are feeling low or if your kids go hungry. As long as he sits there with the colgate kid sat next to him smiling like a demented t3rd, telling bollox to the masses in India and Poland, that is all that counts.
I reckon after the townhall today Amit is on his way out......