Are you feeling sorry for your fellow employees who don't receive enough compensation from their employer to pay their bills? Well worry no more, Randall and the AT&T Corporation have just the solution!
All you have to do is buy some AT&T branded apparel that you didn't realize you wanted or needed and Randal will donate the proceeds to employees in need!
OR, A BETTER IDEA WOULD BE TO PAY YOUR PREMSLAVES AND WIRESLAVES ENOUGH SO THAT THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BEG FOR HANDOUTS TO BEGIN WITH!!!