We inbred hillbillies at Strategic Fundraising's Springfield call center are looking forward to another Monday filled with methamphetamine use. It's only when we are all tweaked out do we stand half a chance to do as well as our superior counterparts... — read more 

Yes I know I could just call a few people and ask. But I'm also wondering how Springfield did, too. And I really don't expect much today. We usually make people mad by calling on holiday weekends.

When the GOP ticks off its faithful by acting like RINOs, their funding suffers. And so does my bonus. I'm having the worst checks I've ever had in for years here. We should dump them and concentrate on true Conservative groups, plus charities. We... — read more 

Is this really for us or to give managers something to do to pass time. All I see is team leaders analyzing the board all day long. I don't think it is for PFRs.

Forget the silly office camel and get wacky on Maui's best out in the parking lot.

Time to display your creative writing skills and offer a job descrption of what you do at Strategic. The winner will receive two free passes to the Sheboygan Brat Festival.

Oshkosh we will be staging a protest at 2:00 PM today. In solidarity, we will hang up our phones and demand holiday pay in an organized rally.

They are still doing it at Oshkosh.

Hungover calling in. Hell, I might take the whole week off.

Meth Mondays have been canceled.

For another great week of fundraising

$15 an hour which is better than here

If they have to tell us that everything is okay, it's obvious that it is not. We're doomed.

The plug will be pulled on both Springfield and Eau Claire. This Friday will be the last day that people will receive annoying phone calls from both locations. Starting Monday, all calls will originate in Salt Lake City.

First, most of it isn't true. Second, the job is crap, and you'll find something better if Strategic does go out of business. IMHO, Strategic probably will close later this year. I don't have facts, I admit. But it seems it is slowly being phased out... — read more 

Rushed home from the lake to work yesterday to hear lack of inventory. Got sent home. Weekend ruined.

Being a drug addicted Missouri hillbilly, I look forward to getting tweaked with my fellow inbreds at work on Mondays. Please don't stop doing it.

Gotta go in this morning. Should I kill myself now? Or what to do while on a call?

Darn tootin'

I PRAY THE LORD MY JOB TO KEEP

Apparently Springfield doesn't.

Think I'm a liar? How's it going these days?

Be sure to grab some free donuts in the breakroom. Springfield is so pathetic the company won't waste the time to invest in you losers even with the left over holes.

Don't take your shoes off while fundraising. I got a bad case of athletes got from that place.

Those still there: Is it true that you have yet to place a call for certain, large, reputable hospital? They were putting a lot of eggs in that basket before I quit last fall.

If you are an old fart working this dead end job we have good news for you. See your HR rep for free Viagra samples. Must be 45 years of age. Once you get it up, keep it up. Get your mind out of the gutter. We're talking fundraising.

No, this isn't a company-sanctioned event. It's just a fact of life every day in the world of inbred hillbillies.

How did you get so stoopid?