Ruin Thanksgiving in four words:
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That wasn't a sausage
was the salmon mousse
You have salmonella poisoning
Vote Han's for President
Repeat again in 2019
Living on a prayer
@oqc. Lmao.
Sorry, I tested positive
You are not approved!
You're approved, just kidding
This' an epic thread
He's not your son
"Me Hans I'm hungry" this game is just too much fun :)
"Needs of the business" Oh c-ap, yeah that would derail my exit plans, don't want to hear those words.
Needs of the business
"You're staying until March"
You're staying until June"
"No package for you"
Tom Brady is hurt
The oven is broken.
Mother is coming too!- from the wife....
Verizon Wireless lives again !!
“Daddy, it’s your boss” - child passing phone.
“Mom. Dad. He proposed!”
DOG’S ON THE TABLE!!!
Come on Dad, VENISON!
@kkm, tofurkey puts the F-U in turkey (sorry for the fowl mouth. Didn’t mean to rattle any feathers).
The water’s from Flint
The cook’s a Vegan?
It’s tofurkey this year!
Your brother is coming?
Medium Rare turkey served
That's the last bottle!