In order to survive and/or advance at Verizon, you have to be familiar and comfortable with the following leading 10 phrases used by Verizon management.
Failure is not an option.
I'm always open to feedback.
It is what it is.
It just wasn't meant to be.
Let's not reinvent the wheel.
That's probably not what you want to hear.
Perception is reality indeed.
There is no I in team.
We'll do it now and apologize later.
Work smarter, not harder.
“Change energizes us”
The most idiotic comment i ever heard from that company.
You forgot, " Growth is King!"
@1zhu, it's douche, not doosh, douche.
Let's take that conversation offline
What are your big rocks?
Do we have a deck for that? (Because in Verizon land, you need a PowerPoint deck for every damn thing). If Lowell takes a dump, you better have a presentation covering the size, shape consistency and quantity of his turds. Including turd over turd (TOT) growth rate.
We need to show the value. Because in a culture of meaningless busy work, everyone is falling over each other trying to show what worthless crap they bring to the table so they don't get RIF'd.
My favorites in this doosh bag fueled, meaningless conference call culture we have going here.
@rjy work some OT and visit a craigslist masseuse, you'll fit your pants better!!
My bosses bosses boss says wink-Wink March 2018 EISP.
Hashfag#march18EISP
You forgot one....
I suspect the OP has a hidden agenda in that silly post, that of provocateur. Yet the rank and file didn't fall for it.
Nice try troll.
My fave: #6 (That's probably not what you want to hear) - you are darn right, I do not want to hear anything from you, you corrupted and lying creep