Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

Isn't the Machine supposed to be out this month?

Or is it going down as the biggest vaporware product since Duke Nukem Forever?!

Or maybe...Microsoft Bob!

Thankful that neither Bill nor Dave are with us today since neither one would be smiling about the company they started.

Too bad their descendants have to watch this sh--show.

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Post ID: @OP+JV8hjU1

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The machine is going to over as well as the Sprout - remember that craptactic product.

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Post ID: @bxmg+JV8hjU1

@@JV8hjU1-1ycr OP here. Fine if you consider me a troll. And yes I did get caught up in the layoffs. But...I was already planning to leave anyways and had adjusted my life accordingly so the joke is on HPE, including Her Highness Meg and whatever groin leeches surround her in the tomb that is the office in Palo Alto. I had multiple offers within two weeks, so you paid me to leave even though I already was gonna gtfo anyways.

As for the vaunted Machine, where is it??? It's almost the end of October, and it is nowhere in sight.

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Post ID: @4ylb+JV8hjU1

Sorry, @1ycr... I had a big laugh at @1kom's comment. Don't take it personally... The reality is that there has been a lot of noise from the Company on this, but no actual product(s). I really hope when they are released, they are not as disappointing as I think most of us believe they will be... It's hard to believe in anything HPE says nowadays...

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Post ID: @1wbl+JV8hjU1

Trolls gonna troll. Hope you got caught up in the layoffs--HPE doesn't need chaff like you.

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Post ID: @1ycr+JV8hjU1

@1ucw... Sure, buddy... Sure... Come with me. Please, sit here... Feeling better? Awesome... Hey, where can I find the pills you forgot to take esrlier today? When you take them you'll feel much better... No, no... Please, calm down and stay seated. I'll find the pills for you. Just relax and keep thinking about "the machine" while I return. Yes, buddy... The machine exists... Just wait here, buddy... I'll come back...

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Post ID: @1kom+JV8hjU1

I work on the Machine, I have seen it for my own eyes; your belief is not required.

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Post ID: @1ucw+JV8hjU1

@1yam, if you believe everything you see on YouTube, I have a bridge that I can sell you at an amazing price... :-)

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Post ID: @1xji+JV8hjU1

You are all incorrect. The Machine is very much alive and real. For f---s sake there is YouTube videos showing the real hardware.

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Post ID: @1yam+JV8hjU1

I can't wait to see the big announcement they're going to make on this. I would pay to see the face of disappointment from the experts on the field.

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Post ID: @1wio+JV8hjU1

Another utter disaster is the memrister. They have been talking about it for years. Nothing came to fruition.

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Post ID: @1qjp+JV8hjU1

Yeah, it is Martin Fink's biggest hoax (along with others...)

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Post ID: @1lad+JV8hjU1

The machine is just a hoax.

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