Was it just me or did Antonio's keynote seem extremely flat with no substance. Given where the company is at, one would think there would be more exciting news and products coming to market. Very disappointing.
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Actually, the “GG” stands for Gordon Gecko. Sometimes Toni Roboto’s AI makes the wrong clothing choices, it’s a known problem with v5.5.
Version 6.0 should be better, and will also be 6” taller! It will also have sweeter dance moves.
Noticed the shiny interlocked G's on his belt buckle. Image search shows that the belt is $700 from Gucci. Weird. CEO of a supposedly high-tech, innovative company advertising some fashion company at his annual keynote speech. Shades of Fiorina.
The keynote message underwhelmed and in some cases was not factual. I heard more people talking about his bling watch.
I didn’t watch the keynote but all of the people posting happy photos of partying employees should know they are sending a cr-ppy message to people impacted by the recent layoffs. Careful people, there is more coming and you could very well be next.
Domo arigato, Toni Roboto.
It wasn't Antonio. It was an AI Agent.
Playa heading for unemployment line.