On July 25th, I experienced a workforce reduction, leading me to embark on an initiative wherein I effectively persuaded a comprehensive network of friends and family to undertake the closure of their accounts, both commercial and non-commercial, with Wells Fargo. As a result of these collective actions, a substantial cumulative annual revenue of $4.78 million has been redirected to other banks till date and more to come........
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Maybe it wasn’t chatGPT but grammarly or something similar? LOL
Comprehensive network of friends/family? What putz speaks like this?
I'll take 'things that didn't happen' for $500, Alex.
You can tell OP can’t even grasp which comments are making fun of him as he messes with the votes in this thread lmao
Getting laid off from here is like getting a golden ticket, for me it's 2mo notice, 4 MO sever, 1.5 pto, get to collect unemployment same time. I'll make more this yr than most other. And this guy is bitter, smh.
Never happened. People that post on this site aren't in circles that have that kind of wealth.
girl bye it takes weeks, sometimes months, to transition a commercial relationship from one bank to another.
You sure it wasn’t billions
HA HA HA HA
Yeah we're all scared of the guy who can't figure out how the period key works and can't lie his way out of a paper bag 😂
lol... all the WF employees on this thread are scared now LOL
Chuck, please know that I do not personally know of a single family member or friend who has even one dime in WF, so no worries, please carry on and approve my displacement.
PRONTO!!
@wiq He also very clearly wrote the first reply
Unreal that anyone actually believes this 😂
If you want to see how OP actually writes look at: @hyy+1nZrzpHq
Chat GPT or not its brilliant..... imagine 1000 x ppl who got laif off did the same thing on average atleast 200 million revenue lost..... power of employees which WF treats a spoop
This weird fantasy tale sounds like ChatGPT trained to write like Jesse Jackson lol
And then everyone clapped
thats already 30k lost in just interest annually....
Genuis
Suxk it Chuck lol
you are a genius, what an innovative way ..... salut