Charlie and his gang of thugs have set April 29th as the date to inflict the biggest most massive one day layoff yet. In one fell swoop they will eliminate 15% of the domestic workforce in a surprise layoff that will awe the domestic workforce into absolute submission.
Then before the shock of the displacement blitzkrieg wares off they will gleefully announce Employee Appreciation week. A week of celebrations where they will hand out free lollipops and popsicle sticks to all the worker bees. Cowering in your cubicle you will appreciatively lick and su-k on them as a crude metaphor for doing the needful per management request.
As a Wells Fargo domestic worker the jokes on you. You are nothing but an overpaid lazy fat unproductive entitled complainer who in the eyes of the deca and centimillionaires at the top of this la cosa nostra organization need to be replaced with more compliant and less costly coolies abroad.