I pull into the parking lot and finish my cup of coffee and the news.
I grab two very strong THC gummies and eat them.
I veg out at work all day. I log in to meeting after meeting where leadership and contractors or offshore employees repeat themselves, repeat their questions, and once again ask me to repeat my detailed instructions to the, I smile like i’m stoned but nobody knows. I am in a low iq twilight zone. After my meetings I get started on real work and am constantly interrupted by more low iq employees or new ones that had no business being hired. I enjoy two more THC gummies and smile my way to 4 and skate out the door. I enjoy RTO, i really do.
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@pe That explains a lot of the d-mbassery.
At least make sure that sh-t wears off before you drive home; DUI is for a--holes.
"repeat themselves, repeat their questions, and once again ask me to repeat my detailed instructions to the, I smile like i’m stoned but nobody knows."
Oh, they know. You think you're giving awesome info, but the repetition is because you're not making as much sense as you think you are. Side note, if you need 4 gummies to get through the day, you're the issue.
@b9 Is it necessary to be racist a$$hole? You need to go and f-ck yourself, you d1-khead.
If you train the script reading H1B’s from India you deserve to be let go. I could care less how many management positions they fill with curry eaters. I don’t train my replacement.
I played golf since I got sh1t canned not too long ago.
It was awesome.
Good for you
Gummies? Lame. More of purist and go for the blunts.
You still go to the office on Fridays? Lol
Wha…wha…space out??!