Yesterday live from the GTH Comedy Hour, where the hits keep on missing, accompanied by an audience of clapping sealions.
Kumar jumps on stage and blames torque, yes, torque, for Ford’s quality issues. Then waves off 90 recalls like they’re vintage collector’s items. “Don’t worry, folks, it’s all old stuff!” And yet still employed! The man’s made of Teflon and circus-grade confetti.
Meanwhile, Big Jim strolls in like a budget Bond villain: “We spent $5 billion on offices,” as if that’s a flex while profits vanish faster than a Mustang EV charge. Then he hits us with his big RTO inspiration: Amazon, the Hunger Games of workplaces. Talk about reaching for the bar... and digging under it.
And where’s Doug? No pink bunny this time, probably off lighting another $10 billion on fire. But wait! August 11th is “Skunk Works Day”, Ford’s top secret fantasy project, no, not FNV4, Canopy, etc.... Irony alert: even the name stinks. The platform? Still a pipe dream, still way off cost, and still stuck in design limbo. A PowerPoint on wheels.
And yes, folks, another Model E dud is inbound. New date, same disaster.
So buckle up, it’s all headwinds, zero accountability, and a future built on vibes, slides, and corporate mime acts.
We change this by demanding accountability at the top, not applause and firing failure, not rewarding it.