Oh, EMEA’s rollout is gonna be a damn fireworks show, except the kind where everything catches fire and no one’s clapping. 80% of the tribal knowledge is already down the drain this week, so good luck hitting go-live on time. We all saw how NA limped through stabilization even with a six-month delay, cherry on top europeans doesn’t have the luxury of forcing people to work nights and weekends like we did over here.
As for the geo? EMEA is not gaining jack. No shiny upgrades, just losing all the automation they actually managed to cobble together. It’s a full-on regression, big ol' CTRL+Z on progress. Massive rollback on capabilities. I’m real curious if CG even has a clue what kind of flaming disaster is about to wreck his GEO P&L post go-live, because if Cyber Week in NA was a clue, this is going to be a full-blown dumpster fire.
CF, MF, and MF the CFO should all be in the hot seat for this epic sc--w-up. But nah, no one’s owning it.
And honestly, any real company would be dragging ACN across the coals too—they’re the ones who sold the trainwreck of a business case. But hey, we’re not exactly operating in the land of accountability now, are we?
On the flip side, gotta say I’m kinda happy for the folks who managed to escape this dumpster fire this week. Last year during MANA, I was basically one bad meeting away from a full-blown mental breakdown. Now? I’m clocking like 8 hours a week, hitting the gym, soaking up chill vibes with the decent humans in the berm. Honestly feels like early retirement. Meanwhile, SEC’s the only part of GT where anyone still expected to work on delivering results and meeting thight deadlines... like, imagine that.