Thread regarding Expand Energy layoffs

Record length

Congratulations on the longest well drilled. However, remember Mr Way previously eclipsed this feat by setting the record for the longest king coiler ever put down hole in Texas. Mr Way recalls “Thanks, to chef’s amazing selections of egg frittata, and I remember that morning I went for three helpings, which ultimately factored into the record falling”. According to Wikipedia the previous record was held by Clay Carrel.

https://www.expandenergy.com/2025/05/30/sw-app-crew-drills-the-longest-well-and-longest-lateral-in-the-u-s/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKwfM9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHgtSztAVMvWo63eUJfFTna5QY5gXKEs40mEHsZQrLkjiGnrUdODzH1eBR-DT_aem_edR4OEtqLaVmcKezCqyS8Q

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Guys. You are seeing a red herring. Today’s email is just that. Layoffs pending!!!!

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Post ID: @my+1jx5bqpa1

Wait, are you saying the egg frittatas are going the “laid off” the menu? Did our original chef get laid off? Or do you mean to lay off the egg frittatas due to potential stomach issues with all the lay off stress this week? Confused person posting here.

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Post ID: @gq+1jx5bqpa1

Folks. Code red. I repeat code red! It really doesn’t matter where you stand. It’s just a game of eeny meeny miny mo. You all have about the same chance of being given a pink slip this week. If not this week it’s pre- July 4th. With all of the immigration circus and peaceful protesting going on in LA, the top brass would like to mask our layoffs with these other world events. Lay off the egg frittatas, too!

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Post ID: @gp+1jx5bqpa1

Alert everyone. Seriously. Pay attention. The message has been given. Layoffs this week!!!!!!

If not this week then next week for sure. I think!!

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Post ID: @gn+1jx5bqpa1

Asking for my fellow EE employees from CHK side. Was the SWN chef laid off too!

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Post ID: @aw+1jx5bqpa1

@a2 omg. I remember it like it was yesterday and stuff. That’s why they install those drains and stuff on the floor and stuff. But those drains clogged too. Chef patented the ol SWN clogger frittata with extra cheese. A staple in on the menu into the dissolution of Southwest Energy.

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Post ID: @ap+1jx5bqpa1

What an interesting layoff story. One for the record books. Hehe

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Post ID: @a6+1jx5bqpa1

I remember that. First time the Spring office facility maintenance crew brought out there brand new heavy duty electric industrial grade toilet plunger. 🪠. Guys. They epic failed and overflowed the toilet and stuff and Mr Way was not happy about them destroying his master piece. There was a crowd now and the men’s restroom and they were chanting. “Way lay them off. Lay them off”. Over and over first layoffs in spring office.

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