@a8
Exactly, this is precisely why we brought Doug Field on board for Model e. Just like our founding father Farley, Doug comes from elite institutions such as MIT and prestigious companies like Tesla and Apple. One might say their success was largely due to structural reasons like having a "rich dad" CEO opening doors, but we shouldn't look at that. This is exactly why we entrusted them with a significant compensation packages. Their presence functions as a stabilizing placeholder to reassure stakeholders and our wonderful customers that innovation is coming.
You can hire an F1 driver, but if you give them a school bus, you’re not going to get F1 performance. That’s why we gave Doug specifically the resources and support he needs to succeed. If he fails, the responsibility should not fall on Doug, but with the system that hired him. The real issue was thinking he was an F1 driver in the first place. He clearly accepted this job because he was prepared to deliver, and if he fails despite having the sports car... then that is the system's fault for hiring him.
We gave him and everyone sports cars, rewarded by tenure or exploited cognitive biases, while simultaneously handing the F1 drivers school buses, then laughed and punished them when the shuttle was late.
Those F1 drivers got the job done but kept whining like a child wailing "TRAFFIC, TRAFFIC, TRAFFIC!!!!". Whatever that means!! It was so unprofessional!!!! Sounded like a ransom demand and I was held hostage! Thank god I'm safe though. I asked them, "do you even know who Doug is??".
One time, someone said that my Yeezy's were fake and I told the poor guy, "do you even know who I am?". They were clearly perplexed while me and my friends laughed at them. Similar moment! They tried to share their background in trading the shoe and understanding what a replica looks like or whatever.
They know nothing about being in a plant! Or MIT! At least have one or the other like us in this totally different domain! This is precisely why we shouldn't hire F1 drivers as part of our DEI initiatives, they just whine and lack empathy.. what school did they even go to?!? This is why we get paid, and they don't. Didn't earn it. They sounded so young when they started ranting "you don't have the answers sway". We gave them a school bus so they can GO TO SCHOOL! Who is sway!?! Did he hire my new friend Doug?
Tigers don't fear the opinion of sheep, that's why its head is in my mouth so I can't hear them speak!