Copilot is a hammer looking for a nail.
There are two groups that love it regardless of reality.
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Junior engineers still struggling to “read” or “write” basic sentences
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Clueless capitalists that day dream about eliminating half their personnel budget.
Basic comprehension & quantity of written word have NEVER been a limiting factor in software development. Nerds love mechanical keyboards because we’re autistic, not because words-per-minute is the driving factor of our work.
What IS a limiting factor is micromanagement and dysfunctional organizations. I currently have 5 “dotted line” bosses because of how insanely matrixed every department in this company is.
Categories make no sense for tech. Geo’s make sense but the org structure was setup by people that struggle to open an excel file, let alone know enough to setup team trees that can reuse & share components without getting in each others way.
The other limiting factor is bloat on the ground floor. This generation of ELT hired quantity instead of quality. Now I’ve got to teach programming 101 every Friday to people that should never have gotten through the first stage of an interview.
Guess what. Copilot isn’t going to save them from cluelessly throwing a wrench in the server’s multithreading or resource provisioning. But it will help them throw more wrenches than I can catch.
From the ELT that brought you “our AWS costs are too high so we hired thousands of unqualified offshore contractors… now that problem is 1000x worse”
this season they’re now bringing “we fired the expensive qualified engineers & gave a bug-writing machine g-n to anyone left that was willing to work for a bag of rice… what do you mean productivity is at record lows?”
MD gave Lance Armstrong a set of training wheels and is now complaining that an oversold tool isn’t valuable to a professional.
This trial has told us everything we need to know about LLMs in an applied setting.