Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

EISP to be announced November 2025

Predictions for the future.

All pensioned employees to be offered $200,000 for each year in the company, healthcare for 5 years, and their pension to have time added to match up to 30 years.

6G to be talked about and possibly introduced in 2028. This will be the real game changer.

Hans to announce retirement in 2031. Sampath to be announced as new CEO.

Anti Union Tech to continue posting until 2027.

RTO clown will leave Verizon to join the ca--abis industry. Clearly they’re high so this will be perfect for them. This will happen in the next 6 months.

CWA to announce name change to Clueless With Attitude. IBEW to change theirs to iBoo, as they will unionize the adult entertainment industry. 2028.

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Save the eisp just fire hans

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Post ID: @6esd+1srZ4HPK

Hahahaha....Union Dregs keep praying for that handout so you can afford to retire and not drop dead in you holes. Back to reality and back to work now!

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Post ID: @1eep+1srZ4HPK

@1bcs+1srZ4HPK Kind of looks like they’re talking about that specific one and others similar to it. I don’t think you understand what they’re talking about. Which kind of proves their point.

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Post ID: @1kvb+1srZ4HPK

@1jiq, if you think the responses weren't jokes as well, you're the one lacking discernment. Ya know, the pot calling the kettle black.

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Post ID: @1bcs+1srZ4HPK

@1cxf+1srZ4HPK Everyone, look at this response! One simple word. “Lies” This comment, as simple as it is, just shows how d-mb people are on here. This post that they are responding to is CLEARLY satirical, no doubt about it. Yet they have to post “lies”. Why?

What makes this responder so hysterically d-mb is they believe this post is trying to convey some ‘real’ message.

The majority of people posting here are playing you like the broken down instruments you are.

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Post ID: @1jiq+1srZ4HPK

lies

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Post ID: @1cxf+1srZ4HPK

Confirmed, except that Sammy will be CEO of what is left over after the Brightspeed acquisition. Still TBD how much of us that Tommy Maguire and Bobby Mudge want to buy. The writing is on the wall, however, with the new RTO policy.

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Post ID: @1tqp+1srZ4HPK

FINALLY a post worth reading!

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Post ID: @1jzu+1srZ4HPK

Brightspeed clown will now head up the CD division of AOL.

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