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Operation: Inbox Apocalypse

Oh, brilliant! Let’s give a standing ovation to whoever decided that the entire AM organization desperately needed a play-by-play on India Innovation Day, because nothing screams "peak productivity" like getting your inbox relentlessly flooded with promotional spam. Truly a masterclass in corporate communication.


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@120
Here are some of Nielsen's patents.

Adaptive meta-tagging of websites — US 7,636,732 (2009)
Latency-reducing bandwidth-prioritization for network servers and clients — US 6,968,379 (2005)
Internet-activated callback service — US 6,944,278 (2005)
Scroll bars with user feedback — US 6,882,354 (2005)
Tooltips on webpages — US 6,819,336 (2004)
Method and system for prioritized downloading of embedded web objects — US 6,789,075 (2004)
Method and system for escrowed backup of hotelled world wide web sites — US 6,778,668 (2004)
Eyetrack-driven illumination and information display (with Tognazzini & Glass) — US 6,734,845 (2004)
Adaptive font sizes for network browsing — US 6,665,842 (2003)
Retrieving information from a broadcast signal — US 6,658,662 (2003)
Tilt-scrolling on the sunpad (with Tognazzini & Glass) — US 6,624,824 (2003)
Opaque screen visualizer (with Tognazzini) — US 6,532,021 (2003)
System for managing and automatically deleting network address identified and stored during a network communication session when the network address is visited — US 6,510,461 (2003)
Transparent sunpad for home shopping (with Tognazzini & Glass) — US 6,480,204 (2002)
Method and apparatus for identifying and discarding junk electronic mail — US 6,453,327 (2002)
Method and apparatus for eyetrack-mediated downloading (with Tognazzini & Glass) — US 6,437,758 (2002)
Fingerprinting plain text information — US 5,953,415 (1999)
Method and system for facilitating the exchange of information between human users in a networked computer system — US 5,948,054 (1999)
Method and system for efficient organization of selectable elements on a graphical user interface — US 5,897,670 (and related later numbers)
Method and apparatus for eyetrack-driven information retrieval (with Tognazzini & Glass) — US 5,886,683 (1999)

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Post ID: @12f+1m4t2t1m8

Curious to know in Nielsen's 100 year history in the US which of those years any innovation came out of the US?

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@dn
Nielsen is an 'American' company in name only. It was sold to India long ago. Once remittance is due on the outbound cash flow -- India salaries/facilities -- The company will fully officially move out of the USA. It may even IPO on the Bombay Stock Exchange (BSE) instead of the NYSE.

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Post ID: @f8+1m4t2t1m8

Must have been great for motivation. Weird they only let India participate..

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Post ID: @dn+1m4t2t1m8

@ck

Hurrrrr Durrr HurrrrHrrrrr

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Post ID: @d7+1m4t2t1m8

The word, "India" has absolutely no business (literally) even being placed next to the word, "innovation" in a sentence.

Unless you mention that all the innovation in the US is done by Indians and other immigrants because, you know, you guys are so fu--ing d-mb in general! LOL!

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Post ID: @ck+1m4t2t1m8

The word, "India" has absolutely no business (literally) even being placed next to the word, "innovation" in a sentence.

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