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I brought you guys up from less than fckin' nothin', and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there... leave you high and dry, naked and nude, prey, easy targets for the competitions, to rape and buttfck you. I'm sorry for that.

looking forward to buttfucking you in prison, boy. You're soul better belong to Jesus, cause yo ass gonna belong to me. http://tinypic.com/r/vscfi1/8

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Congratulations! Thanks to your hard work, Baker Hughes achieved another Perfect HSE Day yesterday, with no recordable injuries, no vehicle accidents, and no harm to the environment. Discuss this achievement with your team members, thank them for... — read more 

It appears the reason for more time is that Halliburton is not getting the price they want for the product lines they are selling. Also the divestures may add up to more then what was expected. They are going to do whatever it takes to make this deal... — read more 

The app is called Quest for Oil. If you get the highscore maybe they hire you as a CEO? HAHA!

http://www.bizjournals.com/houston/blog/drilling-down/2015/07/halliburton-baker-hughes-extend-acquisition.html?ana=yahoo

Sucks!

Got laid off about 6mo ago from baker. Surprisingly been hard finding work had to drain my 401k and all other savings but maybe once I pawn my electronics n tools I will have enough to buy some food after I make a few late utility payments

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Don't laugh too hard. http://tinypic.com/r/2sb1n2h/8

This is too easy, I could do this all day. http://tinypic.com/r/vscfi1/8

I'm decompressing! Almost like I'm born again!

Feb 1st closure for BOD Aberdeen.Any half decent employees to be offered relocation to Halliburton Arbroath

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/halliburton-baker-hughes-extend-doj-211855449.html

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Any one know whats enhanced ?

He looks like a black Martin Craighead clone. Sup Ru-craighead. Yeh, I'm callin you out, you crook. Your trial is gonna make the Ken Lay from Enron trial look like the people's court. Looking forward with popcorn to testify against you "Arrest that... — read more 

The Company in its wisdom let the warehouse guys go with voluntary redundancy payments and now the department is broken and on its knees. How stupid can a company be to let the only people who can get things done in there go and drop another employee... — read more 

Round up the Mexicans and ship their asses back to their crime infested country

https://www.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/3cmahd/us_oil_prices_hit_fresh_lowcrude_inventories_in/

Martin got so close to the finish line in life with his .5 billion looted from our company, just to have the markets collapse the very next day. See crook, now you'll be just as broke as all of us. Karma is a bitch, ain't it, son.

Been with BH for 11 years and i have seen some grovelers in my time , but now it is embarrassing. Grovelling , shamless, overtime working, bend over sickening people to save their skins. People are just stepping on bodies to keep their jobs. Well the... — read more 

Sew my taint to the sky, and open up like a flower. Why not it's all, really uhhhh...true uhhhhh.....the shorts have it. Tankin' like the new cold war. THE SHORTS have it. Filled with shorts mmmmmm

Just saying, good for him. Net worth, half a billion

It will be curious to see if 2nd Q results are as bad as feared. Crude oil price dropping, share price dropping, financial performance worse than peers. I posit that much of this mess can be laid at the feet of One Baker Hughes. Does anybody what... — read more 

They could just buy a supertanker filled with oil from Iran. Oil craters, buy low with built in storage. That's 2 million barrels, chevron pumps 2.5 million a day. Can anyone with 150 million bucks do this?