FMLA- Gives you time to take care of your medical issues before they walk you out. Get your family life together and search for a new job. Donuts all around!

Ok lets face some facts. According to what has been reported online is significantly more profitable than onground (ALL THINGS CONSIDERED) The difference in retention between online and on-ground does not justify keeping on-ground Some states mandate... — read more 

You make it out okay, girl? Or you still stuck in the closet in bldg 6? Any updates on phx layoffs anyone? I don't know or care what a "teir" is but I'm sure it's not a real world. The fact it was typed twice makes me think it's not a typo, just... — read more 

You forgot it being a Teir 1 campus..like Detroit & Atlanta. Never mind the fact Detroit is bankrupt & 1/2 the city is empty. Yep..Teir 1 all the way. Go Houston!!!

Yeah FMLA will not help you in a layoff. Only military leave.

Dallas & Houston have been effected. I'm hoping the bad math was due to CD being upset. 19 were let go today in Houston. Unfortunately, it does seem to be based on favoritism. It really seems, they want the lower level employee. I don't give this... — read more 

Het Krispy - how can FMLA help? I am desperate...

FMLA = NAACP

FMLA?! Here I come.

All the vending machines appear to be company owned now. No wonder we are getting fked. Boycott buying anything out of those piles of dung. Do not support these bastards in any way.

was your campus impacted?

Our gracious CD gave us a pep talk. Said there are 36 EAs & 4 EM's. We find this odd because this morning there were 45 EAs. 10 belong to Alumni & aren't tied to our budget. 45-6(let go today)= 39. Guess what folks...firing is still coming on down... — read more 

OK-- listen carefully. I'm currently hiding in a supply closet near the west end of Building 6 and I probably only have a few minutes of oxygen left. A couple of HR "enforcers" are hot on my trail. I need a diversion. Somebody needs to go into the... — read more 

Elephant Anderson trampling across Texas!

Yeah, lots of those, especially the ones willing to swallow every dudes load in sight like Paige and Ashley. Just create and give worthless bitches top paying jobs because they know how to handle a cock up their anus.

IT Guy...You are the funniest person on this rumor site. Thank you for the entertainment value. The subtle mockery is deeply appreciated

Associate directors and other random nonessential "management" positions that were created in the past few years need to go. There need not be a DoE and an ADoE in the same campus. These were positions that were created to reward ass-kissers without... — read more 

Whew! That was close. I think they're on to me. I'm gonna have to go mobile. Right now I'm broadcasting from the 2nd floor men's room in Building 7. I'll try to stay on as long as I can to bring you more privileged information about the layoff. Hold... — read more 

Yes, it is I-- IT Guy is back! Sorry, I haven't posted in a while. I got a little too involved playing Dwarf Fortress and spent the week at a combination LARPing/Furry festival. Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know the new layoff date is J... — read more 

Nothing has happened in Building 6

Somebody please give me a sock, and free me from this hell hole. #F***Tausz

Omg!!! A long line of people are leaving building 6 in Phoenix. It's either lunch time or the meltdown has occurred....please let me know!!!

Just sent a text out to my HOU peeps. How the eff did Markel cheat the axe again? Out of Karla, Blessing, Amanda, Vyvyann & him...Vyvyann was fired? I never worked with her but had to deal with his stupidity. There was an earlier post about... — read more 

Lost quite a few here. Everyone hit EM, EA's, DO, & Std Svc

What happened in Houston? I heard there are layoffs in Dallas and Houston so far.

Any news?

CRG & Wade should be ashamed of themselves. These layoffs are about favoritism. Houston is sinking & now it's even weaker.

We are chillin in C-Town. No work. Just grumpy workers, bad wigs, and donuts. Call me an emotional eater, but Imma eat until they shut us down. Nom Nom Nom

792 consumer complaints in just the first six months of this year. Ripoff Report.com is showing 792 student complaints about University of Phoenix and this is just June. At this rate, there will be over 1500 complaints before the end of the year... — read more 

You fools are hilirious. The is not going to be a HUGE layoff. Too many smart people leave this company every day. In fact I get you have seen more people quit than get fired. I have reason to believe this site exist to scare people into taking... — read more 

Where are you where layoffs have begun? Which depts were affected and how many? Pls elaborate

I don't understand all the comments that layoffs are coming. These individuals clearly aren't that in tune with what's going on because the layoffs already started yesterday (Monday). Maybe their campus has yet to be hit but the layoffs have... — read more 

First, I doubt there will be any layoffs because we've had so many individuals leave the Corporation because of the rotten environment that they have caused. Secondly, I believe that the Director teams need to end all rumors and confirm that there... — read more 

Layoffs confirmed: Friday this week! Have your resumes ready! First IT, then Finance.

It's run by Morons? Well, I knew it.

All of yous on the site are getting fired all yous funny!

UOP not run by jews, stupid. It ran by mormons! Get it right

Flag Day, June 14th. I am 100% certain.

Campus director was in closed door meetings all day. Slamming doors, in and out. Cannot wait to see how this all goes down. Keep us posted for better or worse.

Just moved to building 4 and about five of us have staggered impromptu meetings tomorrow afternoon. Sound suspicious to anyone else?