Musical entertainment great!
So how was it?
Did everyone come out of the event uplifted and ready to roll up your sleeves and get sh*t done? I can't wait to see everybody's shining, happy faces tomorrow.
Target ends education funding
Kids and families are yesterday's news. "Wellness" is where it's at! Target hasn't decided what wellness means yet, but the consultants thought it sounded good. Who needs kids when you've got organic okra to sell the childless hipsters?!?!
EDSO....
Did Simon just describe everything wrong with Target in 60 minutes? Yes he did and that includes current leadership.
Group Manager to Group Engineering Manager and Sr. Delivery Manager to Engineering Manager
With the recent fiasco of title changes, for all the Group Managers in TTS , title changed as Group "Engineering" Manager. For some of the Sr. Delivery Managers the title changed as "Engineering" Manager. Some (Not all) of these guys dont know... — read more
!/^:"#,,, AGILE bulls**t......leaders get a clue fast.
I feel better now!
Some get laid off some get away with anything!
On the same day a few weeks ago that over 300 team members were let go a GL at the Woodbury FC was caught facilitating the theft of lighting fixtures. Was she fired? No. Proves that all it takes is friends in HR. So sorry to all those who did their... — read more
MOST TI leaders (KMG,Directors) visiting HQ for FNM. What a waste of money. And then they talk about expense management initiatives.
MOST TI leaders (KMG,Directors) visiting HQ for FNM. What a waste of money. And then they talk about expense management initiatives. Sigh!!!
How to identify a Zombie Project or Process
Canada - Zombies got thru the line Reinvent Food - better look at what Aldi's is doing No Zombies Home - Zombies all over here - huge workload Zombies are setting the department never looks GOOD!!. Baby - smaller Zombies I'm thinking 5.Web Site -... — read more
Great TED talks at Fall National meeting
Great TED talks
Need to see how Engineer team will survive
Atleast we BA's did our job diligently need to see how these Engineering team who always told they are technical team and depended heavily on TCS contractor will survive now. Technical Team always had good time when TCS team was there, good luck you... — read more
Target Actively Soliciting for Scrum Masters
I worked (if that can even describe what I did there) on .com and Infrastructure Engineering. My contract was terminated long before all of the layoffs and such went down. Today I get a LinkedIn invite to connect with someone who is "very impressed... — read more
The Brian Cornell Karaoke Hour is almost here!
Requests????
HR change to vacation policy - starting 2016 no longer get paid "earned" vacation hours if you quit / get fired.
Anyone else hear about this? Did some research and it appears at first glance to be illegal in 24 states to not pay earned vacation at end of employment. Imagine there is a loople somewhere....
was the entire ad department fired?
Just seen the latest round of target adverts on TV. UGH OMG... a drunk teenager could do better.
Ready to give TTS leadership 2 months....
I've been a frequent critic of TGT and TTS leadership on this site. I somehow survived the layoffs and l have a new role. You have two months to get the team organized and working efficiently or else I will call you out in this public forum (and... — read more
My new title:Senior Scrum Master. LMAO !!
My new title:Senior Scrum Master. LMAO !!
Condolences to all affected. I have a couple great Business Analyst Roles open right now if anyone if interested!
Send me an email at dalton@empulseco.com if you are interested! (corrected email from previous post)
New criteria for layoffs
Everyone who takes part in the fantastic and entertaining Reply All chains to 8,000 person distro lists is on the next Bain list to be included in the next algorithm
Condolences to all affected. I have a couple great Business Analyst Roles open right now if anyone if interested!
Shoot me an email if you want to hear more about the roles I have open. d.scott@empuseco.com
Heard Brett Craig resigned. Can anyone confirm?
Heard Brett Craig resigned. Can anyone confirm?
Revised question
Laid off 9/1 -- end of employment date set for 10/31. What happens to package and all, if job secured prior to 10/31?
New job secured before end of employment
Does anyone know what happens if we are lucky enough to land a job before our "end of employment" date? any impact to severance package?
Deer in the headlights
It is clear that everyone in leadership below VP/ Director level had no input into TTS transformation decisions or new organization structure. KMG are having a real problem explaining new roles and have no idea how they are going to implement Agile... — read more
BTS : Don't say a word about your leaders
I know I got F...d becuse I shared feedback honestly with HR
TTS, how is the transformation going?
There are high-hopes and expectations that between MM and some Thought Leaders (-gag-) TTS's transformation will spark meaningful change that will trickle down or radiate out and heal what ails Target's mojo as it also solves expense problems on the... — read more
Dislocated Worker Program: Over 625 of your former co-workers have taken advantage of our free services
Minnesota Job Partners holds a grant to help those impacted by the recent layoffs at Target in Minnesota. Over 625 former Target employees have enrolled in our Dislocated Worker Program, and over 55% have participated in training funded through their... — read more
U.S. Bank is doing Layoffs too
US Bank is laying off people weekly as well! Friday is always the day for US Bank. They are trying to do small numbers each week to stay out of the media. Not much of a package either. 90 days is all.
Hey, if you happen to be reading this post
...and you are an admin on the second floor (the one with auburn hair) I just want to make sure you know that you are super attractive...
Mike proven fool
There is no strategy behind layoffs. All idiot managers still in target. Mike you cheap
Everyone pay attention......
There is going to be an ongoing battle between Leadership (and I don't mean DMG and below - they are meaningless) and the workers. The C-suite is going to push you till you fail or leave. If you feel any obligation to give more than minimum to get a... — read more
Congrats to Bullseye
Congrats Bullseye, after the transformation efforts, the care and maintenance of this ugly dog is now one of the most expensive ones in the industry. So think about that when you are signing up for unemployment benefits. A white pitbull is making way... — read more