Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

Actually the truth is that I did work at UOP for 2 1/2 years but I have like 2 people that I still talk to that don't really like me but whom I refer to as friends. I consider 2.5 years to be a long time to hold a job so I am very proud of this fact and consider myself an expert on all things UOP. I am an overweight female. I used to work for a University yet I don't know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' and I'm not intelligent enough to know people who do either. I think the fact that Wal Mart has a greeter position open right now means that they are "massively hiring" and I go out of my way to post meaningless things on websites regarding a company that I used to work for that I left because I was going to be fired due to underperformance.