Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Brave new Oracle Global Corporate Project starts tomorrow!

Whole slew of senior executives left in FY19. Tomorrow the "Global Corporate Program" starts, head of HR Asia Pacific said that huge multi-phase reorg was underway which would result in massive global layoffs when she dropped the layoff bomb on 1,600 Chinese employees on May 8th.

Over 23,000 layoffs and nearly 2 billion in severance packages since 2016. Cloud s---s, and its Oracle's only hope as on premises growth was 0.1 percent last quarter.

Something has to keep EPS up on the earnings call in a couple of weeks. MH is known as the hatchet man and he is up against the wall. He cut 23k jobs when profits and EPS and growth was good.

I wonder what his plans are for next week. The Global Corporate Project reminds me of Austin powers when Dr Evil created the Allan Parsons project where he put a giant laser on the moon and started blowing up whole cities on Earth.

The only difference is instead of Dr Evil on a moon base its MH in the HR Corporate HQ targeting Oracle Employees in every major city around the world. I can see him put his pinky to his lips and say "108 MILLION DOLLARS" .... "MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA." As the global destruction begins next week.

I could be wrong, and everything is just fine at Oracle. But man .... the writing is all over the wall in letters 10 feet high. "Numbered^2, Weighed, and Devided."

https://supchina.com/2019/05/09/oracle-to-lay-off-1600-staff-in-china/

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Post ID: @OP+Zk3AIhP

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"Are you saying you expect no layoffs?"

I am saying you wouldn't know anything else other than being on the receiving end of one.

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Post ID: @1cjn+Zk3AIhP

LoL. Well I can always find another job.

But, for you, you can't fix stupid.

We will see who is really stupid in the next few weeks. Betting on layoffs is a pretty safe bet. Are you saying you expect no layoffs?

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Post ID: @1vcy+Zk3AIhP

" If you work for Oracle and get sacked you will have to replace your job. Which is easier? "

LoL. Well I can always find another job.

But, for you, you can't fix stupid.

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Post ID: @1xhh+Zk3AIhP

10% is the target, pack your butt plugs.

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Post ID: @1zmn+Zk3AIhP

Do you also believe that agenda 21 is a plan to depopulate the world?

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Post ID: @1jct+Zk3AIhP

If my aunt had cods she’d be my uncle

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Post ID: @1ruo+Zk3AIhP

I will replace my tinfoil hat. If you work for Oracle and get sacked you will have to replace your job. Which is easier? Time to start looking.

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Post ID: @1uvx+Zk3AIhP

wow, you bring new meaning to the word loser.

Time to replace your tinfoil hat.

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Post ID: @1hzk+Zk3AIhP

We will see how dumb. What is happening to Oracle Dumb Dumb Dumb, and dumber still next week maybe the beginning of Oracle's dumbest phase yet.

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Post ID: @1sob+Zk3AIhP

This is so dumb

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