Thread regarding Sam's Club layoffs

Fuhrner day care opening soon!

To those of you who keep asking, "What am I supposed to do with my kids?" Fear not: a Fuhrner

daycare center will be coming to a town near you soon. It's motto is: It's funner with Fuhrner. It has conveniently been arranged so that a payroll deduction can automatically be taken from your check every 2 weeks to pay for services. If you fall below a certain income level as many of you do, then you can surrender all of your PPTO and PPO time in lieu of payment. Sick time is not accepted. Failure to be current on daycare payment may result in job elimination and/or surrendering of services. While at the daycare, your children will learn how to pack boxes for WMT online sales and can earn different colored belts depending on their level of productivity and job knowledge. Until the new daycare is open, feel free to drop your children off at his house. I hear it is a nice one. Stop the fury! It's funner with Fuhrner!

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Most of the employees should sign up with all the whinnying going on.

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HILARIOUS!!!!!

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Don't care who you are thats funny right there. If you don't think thats funny then just get the hell outta here. Know what Im sayin?

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Also don't forget about the no charge ask Sam app included just in case...

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Forgot to mention. Yes, it will be open 24/7. Yes, a healthy diet of polish dogs and pizza will be served.

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