Any other locations have weird Russian Security staff onsite?
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The whole world is watching.
The whole world is watching.
The whole world is watching.
Lighten up Francis.
I am my own Security. Any "Specials" brought in to create a hostile or uncivilized work environment will be met with blunt force drama and video phone footage streamed live publicly on Facebook/Gootube.
I hear the BORG are big on wireless communications....should be a good match.
The BORG are inbound at the moment. They have been monitoring the internal company site and believe those at BR will be easily assimilated.
The Death Star just moved into orbit of our office in ny
Volunteers are being lined up in the hallway and asked to form a human centipede in order to confirm they do want to leave.
🤣 Comic relief thread...
It’s disconcerting, seeing Soylent Green appear as a new item on the lunchroom menu.
And, it tastes old. 🤔
East Coast checking in. Thousands of Higgins Boats, WW II era landing craft, have appeared are all over the coastal horizon, as far as the eye can see.
This is big!
VSP-Day :-)
@WykFGe6-crh- were they were chanting "SEP-A-RATE!... SEP-A-RATE!... SEP-A-RATE!"
Peculiarly, it’s all happening in black and white, all color having retreated from this scene of attack. Quite surreal! 😀
Oh, the humanity.
Hundreds of burly Pinkerton’s, sleeves rolled up, weilding bats, chains, 2x4s, and whatever else the could lay their hands on, are charging at us right now! 🙄
Groups of Daleks stormed into our office and took away those who applied.
Still looking for the missing shrimp ring in Basking Ridge ?
Hidden Ridge got ED-209 shipped in, since they filmed Robocop near Dallas. It's keeping things in check right now.
Paul Blart is here
Is no russian. Is no weird. Is no RIF. Is reorgisination.
No security guards at my location. There are two velociraptors with lasers for eyes wandering the hall.
I thought we had an account 130 but it was just a kite. Cost cutting and all...
We got Bill the closed mall security guard.
He has a whistle!
He will ban you if you skateboard in the mall.
i saw an ac-130 spectre gunship orbiting my location
No....
Stop. Just stop.